Written By: John Grey

It’s merely a cerebral cortex

connected by synapses

to thousands of neurons.

While it has many memories,

it has always lacked for ideas.

The most it’s ever done for you

is to choose a restaurant 

for an evening with your date –

Chinese or Italian?

and, even then,

the decision had more to do

with your taste buds

and your gut

than anything happening 

in your ganglia.

There’s no great works of literature

festering up there,

no cure for cancer,

no solution to the city’s traffic woes.

What I’m saying is

that if your brain were removed,

it would be no great loss 

to civilization.

And, once its binds 

to your body were cut,

you wouldn’t even notice it was missing.

My advice to you is

to find two small blank cards, 

writer “Chinese” on one,

“Italian” on the other

and then, when it’s time to decide,

close your eyes and pick one.

Meanwhile, I’ll be implanting 

your unimpressive brain 

into this body I’ve patched together

from disinterred body parts.

The next lightning strike 

will zap my castle’s turret conductor,

send an infinite number of volts

through the wiring,

down into my basement lab where,

with one loud zap,

will bring my creation to life.

“Chinese tonight, master,” it will mutter.

I can hear it now. 


John Grey is an Australian poet, US resident, recently published in Shift, Trampoline and Flights. Latest books, “Bittersweet”, “Subject Matters” and “Between Two Fires” are available through Amazon. Work upcoming in Levitate, White Wall Review and Willow Review.

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