Written By: Conor Ryan

at 3:03 AM - vomit hits the hardwood

as chattering voices are

decoded by the dusty box

fan. they wear garish wicker

masks. root themselves politely

outside my third story window - toes

an inch from the salt line. aislings

of loved ones slipped and scored

by all my worst mistakes

breathed to life by unfiltered

rage smoked down to burnt fingers.

texting excuses on a garbage-strewn

philly street. throwing my gifts

back at me - halfway through my shift

in a corpse of a mall. peeling away

from my boss' house in a dented car.

slamming a palm into my pitted chest

in front of their dad's house. and still -

some nights these many years

later - my wards are useless.

they all kick away the seven nails

in tandem, rip down the rusted horseshoe,

and snort the lines of mugwort and rosemary.

gut laughs echo as i slide my bleeding eyes

out of the guillotine and under the covers.


Conor Ryan has been quietly sharing his poetry via the moniker @itypedumbthings for almost a decade now. His poems have been called both “unhinged” and “weirdly tender” by strangers on the internet. Besides being self-leaked into the void, his poems have been featured in places like Moss Puppy Magazine, Swim Press, Vinegar Press, and Eulogy Press.

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