Written By: Antino Art

i. Chat Transcript

Don’t yuck someone’s yum.

Hot honey. An elite topping.
I love pineapple, I love pizza. So
WHY ARE YOU OPPOSED TO SWEET & SALTY

How about just the Italians vote?
Let tacos have their one thing.
Soft corn.

The pointy edges are a great access point.
Triangle is classy.
@Greer drinks her coffee room temp

red hair + freckles = sadness in the sun

I listen to albums like a grandma.
Flying cars have been our ‘future’ since the 70s.
The future is future @Jared’s problem.

My lobster is too buttery.
Steak too juicy.

Who sleeps commando.

ii. Key Points

🍽 Pizza & Taco Orthodoxy: A significant portion of the session was dedicated to the "Sweet vs. Salty" pizza debate. While "Hot Honey" has been elevated to "elite" status, the inclusion of pineapple remains a point of contention. There was also a push for "Italian-only" voting rights on pizza matters and a plea to keep taco traditions "pure."

🔺 Structural Integrity: The team reached a consensus that triangles are the classiest shape, specifically noting that "pointy edges" provide superior access points for consumption.

✨ Personal Quirks & Lifestyle Choices: The chat touched on various "alternative" lifestyles, including room-temperature coffee consumption, traditional album-listening habits, and sensitive skin reactions to UV exposure.

🕰 The "Future Jared" Philosophy: There is a collective trend toward procrastination-based problem-solving, with a focus on 1970s-era retro-futurism (i.e., the elusive flying car).

💩 First-World Grievances: High-end culinary complaints were noted regarding steak being "too juicy" and lobster being "too buttery."

iii. Next Steps

Owner 

Task 

Priority

All Staff 

Cease "yucking" the "yums" of coworkers. 

High

The Italians 

Review and cast final votes on pineapple eligibility. 

Medium

Jared 

Address all current problems previously deferred to "Future Jared".

Low

Greer 

Investigate the benefits of an insulated mug (or microwave). 

Optional

HR/Safety 

Conduct a wellness check on whoever is sleeping "commando".

Critical


iv. Reference

Innanet by Jessica Stark


Antino Art writes ad copy to feed his daughter and poetry to feed his spirit, with words in Wildscape Lit, Dazed Santa, Moss Puppy Mag, and a travel poetry collection called Postcards From NowHERE (Bottlecap Press, 2024). Based in Raleigh with roots in South Florida and the Philippines, he co-founded the Third Angle Poets, a poetry collective for social change. Antinoart.com

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